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thenazz

Anonymous asked: "the bowie fandom on here creeps me the fuck out 99% of the time. fucking amen." seriously you were one of those people, you made a whole blog about his penis and balls, now that you're reformed or something doesn't make you better than anyone else

yes I was one of those people! never denying that, but I didn’t and never have written creepy ass fanfictions about him raping young women, nor constantly, if at all, talked about wanting “his 10 inch spiked cock in my warm virgin vagina so that it hurts really bad” (actual comment, you can’t make this shit up). making a joking and clearly light-hearted blog about his genitals a few years ago and writing many many creepy fanfictions about him literally sexually assaulting people half his age is different and any reasonable person would agree.

not saying that i’m better either, just saying that i’m legit creeped out by posts and blogs about bowie on here A LOT and am trying to unfollow people based on it, which is hard because a lot of said people have been nice and are otherwise good people/blogs.

Crotch Area..Speedos

Unsure if you still accept submissions, but here’s one for you :) http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/72/speedos.jpg/

thenazz:

abigbigglamour:

Iggy and Ziggy

bowie’s penis would have destroyed the universe had he revealed it

thenazz:

abigbigglamour:

Iggy and Ziggy

bowie’s penis would have destroyed the universe had he revealed it

delicious duck waddle

delicious duck waddle

oh my v.2

oh my v.2

oh my

oh my

diamond-sinatras asked: How did I not know about this blog until today?!?! D:

I don’t know but consider it your lucky day :’)

Jareth presenting his crystal balls.

Jareth presenting his crystal balls.